Labor Day...

It's a very import date, for on this day 295 years ago Mr. Jack Labor of Birmingham England invented labor. He was doing the usual, nothing, sitting under an apple tree when one fell off a branch and landed on his head. He looked around at all the other red round objects. He thought to himself " What a mess they are making of my front yard."

He then had his wife pick up all the apples and pressed the juice out of them and put the juice into bottles. He then continued on his three month nap doing nothing, waking he had found out that the jucie had turn into high spirits.

You got it.... due to Mrs Jack's labors we now have Apple Jack. Cheers, now you know the rest of the story.