A waste and time and money part 2

Gift certificates… they get lost and are always too the wrong store.

Annual physical exams… you’re a wreck and they confirm it.

Outside consultants… and your know who you are and they don’t?

Blood pressure gauges, they only make it rise.

Extra innings… 9 and three innings are two to many.

Sudden death… there is nothing wrong with ties except at work.

Birthdays… they need to be outlawed after 31.

Political parties the grease that makes the world go round.

Status quo… you are standing in it.

Creative thinking one in a billion every 5th century.

Flower gardens something to do when your 90 for 5 days.

The postal service … outdated, over paid just like congress we can’t get rid of it.

The supreme court, yakady, yakady… nice robes.

The football season 4 months that should be 12.

Fiananical advisors, bet on horse 9.

Mark Twain & Will Rodgers, boy do we need their advice now.