NEWS FLASH… 1/20/06
1/16/06 - Northern Hemisphere USA Unconfirmed reports have just been received that an orange object was spotted hovering just over the horizon. Several spectators also stated that they saw several shades of blue through the grey cloud cover. Authorities have rushed these spectators to a local optometrist to have their eyes checked after almost passing an alcohol breath test.
A local insurance agent, Phil Ryerson stated, “ It’s way to early in the season for this to be happening (blue skies). Our local groundhog is still in hibernation, the fellow will not be ready for his annual appearance for weeks to come. Let’s not get too anxious for spring. Besides, I still have a lot of car collision insurance to write.”
For those in the “out crowd” Phil Ryerson was a character in our favorite wet back’s classic movie, “Ground Hog Day”. The season opener for ground hogs starts Jan 28th. It is hoped by all that someone will nail the fuzz ball before his shadow is seen.
posted by Up North @ 8:03 AM
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OK- please...let's get our characters straight. It's not Phil Ryerson. It's Ned! Ned Ryerson was the insurance agent. Phil Connors was the sarcastic cynical weatherman (aka Bill Murray) forced to continuously re-live the worst day of his life until he learns to become a better person. (groan) Ok- continue with the flowing thoughts.
Let's not get to picky, some day your own birch bark might be falling off it's trunk. Not every one is perfect, there are those of us that are left handed, those that are I want you to raise your right hand, no I said right hand, that's the other one. See you're numbered, ha!
Left handed people are though to be the smartest most caring people in the world -- mainly because they must put up with brian weakened righthanders their entire life
SPELL CHECK-- Thought Brain
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