Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Einstein …had it right

The man had gotten it pretty close. His formula almost made sense E=mc2. I tried putting it in our blender but poof. Nothing turns out as one expects. A pinch of electrons add a neutron or two and what do you know, you are in business. The man and his thinking are all over the universe. If you look carefully there are his signs that led the way. You just have to pay attention and make the right turn.

Every morning it’s such a joy to come face to dace with his equations while trying to shave in the mirror for we are all apart of the hole. His equations are the best especially the one in which you slice the whole in half place it in the toaster and then spread cream cheese on top of his blueberry bagel. Add a cup of hazelnut coffee in you are business for the whole day, thank you Ralph Einstein.

10 Comments:

At 8:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pass the jam jar, please! Were they brothers? Maybe the other Einstein was a sister! Of course everything is realitive.

Then there was his 'where ever you go there you are' theory.

 
At 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Ralph related to Albert, per chance?

Or great-great-grandfather Coleman?

 
At 9:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Ralph dude must be the guy married to Alice who likes to quip, "Bang, Zoom!--you're going to the moon, Alice!"

No?

 
At 10:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just what we need. Another Einstein.

 
At 1:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you talking about microbiologist J. Raplh Einstein? Who could forget his article "A computational method for NMR-constrained protein threading." in the Journal of Computational Biology?

LC

 
At 1:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nay. It has to be Ralph Waldo Emerson who once said, "Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet."

 
At 9:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ralph Einstein= Norm Crosby?

 
At 9:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ralph Einstein = Norton

Alice.

 
At 1:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Einstein? Is that relative?

 
At 5:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please just give me a simple blog posting wherein I don't have to think... cause I can't anyway

 

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