I’ve got a problem….

with people in front of you in the checking out lane at the market,
then they excuse themselves and go back for one last thing they forgot. They then come back 20 minutes later leaving you dangling without a word of regret.

I’ve got another problem. Its with aspirin bottles that are quote, “easy” opening and once you have the top off are permanently sealed with another easy opening tab.

I’ve got a problem with fine print. The small print found on instructions or on legal documents, especially went it reads, “caution this product is hazardous to your health and can cause death within 2 minutes.” Or “this product is guaranteed fresh until October 5th, 1995.” Or, “ This Company is not legally responsible for any damage incurred in the use of this product.”

I’ve got a problem with our state’s Department of Natural Resources. Each year when you purchase a fishing license the sport shop hands you a multi page fishing regulations booklet written by the staff attorneys in Madison. By the time you have finished with the booklet you could either pass the Wisconsin Bar or it’s a year later and the license you purchased just expired.

I’ve got a problem with my dog, sometimes she just doesn’t listen, sit Booo Booo!