Things that don’t bother me... 11/13
Stale popcorn
Flat beer
Cold pizza
Bumper to bumper warranties after the bumper has rusted off
Left handed socs
Right handed crafting knifes
People that drive Buicks (most people)
Unmarked squad cars
Double parked cars
People walking down an up escalator
Fireworks on the 3rd and 5th of July
Slow no wake zones
Fivesomes on the course
Sermons from people that haven’t a clue
Dogs that don’t mind (I’ve had two)
Dancing deers in front of the headlights
The new extend speed zone in town
A dog that has to be let out 5am daily
More and more condos being built that aren’t selling
Letters to our editors who can’t write without a ghost writer.
A gathering of fools in Washington, letting us
keeping them in one spot to keep an eye on them.
Not being able to find a parking spot at the Whale, it’s a good sign.
Lastly…Not being able to hear the Marvins for 8 more months.
posted by Up North @ 8:15 AM
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3 Comments:
Don't be surprised if Mr. Martin doesn't get upset with your Marvin comment. He is already in withdrawl and planning a fix trip to Florida.
These are things that "don't" bother you? This is what you're trying to communicate? It's possible you went off track a little.
I mean people that drive Buicks are most bothersome.
I don't get it, but then...
Other things that don't bother you IMHO-- Surgery, fishing with no bites in three minutes, Golden tee after taking a 9, Bears fans, Charger un fans,missing Fry with a tee shot,Coob Salad,not drinking at all, slow construction progress, Prime Rib Stew when it is different,Catholics who go to heaven, non-Catholics who don't,Min-Aqua Bat announcers who tell the crowd they are cheap,low shorelines and finally -- no more poplars
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