Tuesday, March 20, 2007

I've got this tree in the front yard. It's been here for about 45 times longer than I've been breathing. However, it's got to come down. It's not that I want it down but it turned belly up and has been shedding branches right and left. It's going to be a bear to bring down without hitting the place. Any suggestions?

2 Comments:

At 8:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. You could tie a rope around it and hook the other end to a ski boat. Then, hit it. How long it takes before it pulls the tree down is the measure of how much horse power the boat has. The new Lake 17 Ski Dyno!
2. Call a professional to get it down. They are liable for holes in your roof, cracks in your deck and broken windows. That's a lot less expensive than having a friend/relative cut it down and you end up with a $1000 roofing bill. You will be amazed how fast they can get the job done. What time does the wienie roast start?

 
At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pass the mustard.

 

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