Wednesday, May 16, 2007

A gift to the world... Beer Pong!

It started in Madison, the birth place of some other off the wall ideas. You have to remember that Madison Wisconsin is the haven for others that can't or would rather not. So here here we have a pass time that makes as much sense as jumping off a cliff without a parachute. It's Beer Pong, the great leisure time pain killer, that is until the next morning.

It's part bowling, part darts, part table tennis, with an enormous amount of beer chuggin'. As far as the rules are concerned,there aren't any and only if you get caught cheating.It Outback Steak House - no rules just right. I have been witness to two such matches and it'safter mat. Let me tell you , it isn't pretty.

What's required are two saw horses, a 4 x8 sheet of plywood painted a God awful color, ten large plastic cups and gallons of beer. Add three or four dozen willing contestants who don't care about the morrow and oh, ya..you need a ping pong ball. Are you getting the picture?

This intense sport was developed one spring day when a group of students in Madison got bored out of their skulls while cramming for finals. The real pro's now travel to remote locations spreading acclaim to this growing sport... very similar to NFL- Europa.

The sports commissioner, a Ms. M. Fry, was asked about her efforts in spreading the game to South America . "It's a little different down there for the table is upside-down and the ball spins in opposite direction, simaler to how things flush in Down Under."

2 Comments:

At 1:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah give the orginal electronic pong. It was a challenging little endevour to move that green bar up and down in an effort to keep the blip in play. With it the drinking was free form as opposed to mandate in the current beer pong environment. Twenty five cents bought you a challenging game - at least early in the evening. Later it seems the length of play showed a direct correlation to the amount of beer consumed.

 
At 3:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ms. M Fry, soon to be Carson, a MRS.C Herriott, and a Ms. N Hunt, represented the state wtih true BAT PRIDE. Nothing in the likes of the Katherine view, but Hawaii back yards will do fine. Well done gang, and CHEERS!

 

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