Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Snow flakes 12/13
Did you know that there are eighty-seven zillion different snow flakes designs but whose counting. I opened a box of oat flakes this morning and out of boredom started counting. There were 337 ½ flakes but who’s counting but only four different patterns of flakes in the whole box. Normally our lake freezes over November 25th to 27th around Thanksgiving time but not this year for the Turkey Day came early this year and the lake froze over only last week, but whose counting.

Also during Thanksgiving we haven’t snow cover for the deer hunters, which helps their tracking and hunting success. The deer harvest was down once again this year and who is counting? First is the Department of Natural Resources. Their harvest count lets them know what’s happening out there or how they have missed managed things again.

The second and the most interested party are the auto insurance companies. For decades drivers in rural areas have had very low rates for there was nothing to run into for at one time the DNR knew what they were doing in deer management. Back then metro-area drivers were paying triple for car insurance due to one another and their horns and I am not talking antlers.
Now there is a mass of jarring horns.

These are the deer antlers in the north, which are impacting front bumpers, which hurts our wallets and windshields. Plus along side the roads are the remains many a brain dead deer to the delight of crows, eagles and local sausage makers.

So there are fewer snowflakes on our roads but more prancing bambies’.
Snow flakes splatter on the windshield when they land and so do deer parts….
Tag, you’re out!

2 Comments:

At 7:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go shopping......

 
At 8:11 AM, Blogger Up North said...

Can't Rosebud takes away my credit cards this time of year.. saz I over do it?

 

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