House Rules… 3/23

Every estabishment has them., even here it’s, "Bud, wipe your feet!"
In Lost Wages, Nevada its keep your hands in sight, no electronic items at the table, and card counters will be shot at sun rise.

At our place it’s 6 simple house rules all must live by.

1.) Never take the last beer out of the refreg only if you have
a death wish.

2.) Always knock on the closed bathroom door,
I don’t want be caught with them down either do you.

3.) The kitchen is hollow grounds, you all must bow down,
all hail to the Queen.

4.) If you leave the seat up it your last visit.

5.) The TV remote belongs to the King I’ve got it and
you can’t have it. Mess with it is another
death warrant for you, that makes two.

6.) The garage is off limits. Everything in the place has its place -
except when its misplaced which is 50% of the time.

7.) There is a welcome mat that saz’ WELCOME’
and we mean it but wipe you feet.

Wait that’s 7 rules it must be brain fade time.

Today’s thought, "Anyone can win – unless there is a second entry."
Wait I used this one before, it is brain fade