The Range is Now Open

Hole 17 on Seventeen is now open. It’s a 7 of 8 iron swinging easy. Or if you are age 30 or below it’s a wedge or 9 iron. From tee (there is only one) to green is 138 yards, as the fish swims its 155 yards. Hook it and you’re in 20 feet of water, a hard slice you’re in the deep woods. Topping the ball could killer a few people on the dock in front of you , however the dock isn’t in this time of year.

During the height of the season, say around the 4th of July the odds are pretty high of hitting a passing water skier. No harm done here for it would be a shirt tale relation or one of the hanger ons.

You get five shots on the house, that’s on the house not through it. Any damage done by you will be taken out of your hide. The damage release was written by our neighbor who at one time was one mean DA. If you are right handed you must use a left handed club and if you are left handed, tuff - you get a putter, house rules.

So here we are facing another season of golfing low lifes trying to win a Miller High Life. What a deal!

Just when you think it’s safe to wax your clubs we got dumped last night on with 3 inches of snow and it's stilling falling. . Somewhere on God’s green earth there is actual green growing grass and blooming flowers… we are to months away from our 3 days of spring so it’s back to reality and the remodeling job. But before I do one last golf ball to hit across the lake. The last one went 5oo yards. Yaw, it was a 500 yard hit for the lake was covered with solid ice.

As Joanne’s Christmas present states,
" Lost four balls, found three, I am one under."