A few things that don’t make sense… 2/6


Balanced budgets… there aren’t any.
A quarter horse… what happen to the other 3/4s?
Instant tea… it take 5 minutes to make
Drip Dry… that’s what come out of my coffee pot.
Close cover before striking… but the last match is gone.
Credit card… they should be called indebted cards
Southpaws… why aren’t right hander called northpaws?
Easy-Opening… that left town when I turn fifty.
Free lunch… only after you’ve paid your dues.
Four of a kind… it’s what the guy next to you always draws.
Self-leveling… nothing is in this cock-eyed world.
Short stories… always take a week to finish.
Aquariums … for some reason always turn green.
Bowling balls… the holes are always in the wrong spot and are too small.
Golf balls… are always in the wrong spot, the woods.
Soup of the day… tastes better two days old.
It’s on the house… after you’ve bought three rounds.
One sock… where did the other one go.
The winner… it’s always the other team, why not cheer for it in the first place.
Snake eyes… it’s how my dog looks at me wanting out in the am.
Self indulgence… now we’re talking, pass the cookie jar, please.


Today’s question…. Where are the car keys?
I repeat…where are the car keys?
The bigger question is where is the car parked?