Questions of the week… 6/1

If a tree falls in the forest and lands on your foot, do others feel your pain? or

You are running forward at 12 miles an hour in a 500 mph commerical jet, which direction is the pilot flying?

There is a fork in the road. Right? or Left? neither for a fork could cause a flat tire, you take the spoon.

There is a sign ahead. It reads, “LOW BRIDGE”, why not high road?

You are traveling east across the Pacific and cross the international date line – what day is it and does anyone else know or care? Hell, no. You all break out the sun block 50.


You were born on February 29th. Does this mean that Einstein was right that for every 1,459 days (3 years and 364 days) you don’t exist? If so you really don’t need your calendar watch.

You purchase a dozen donuts at your last gas stop and on your next refill they are gone! What happened to them? and what’s your excuse?

They evaporated into the comic void…. They bag blew out the window…here’s a good, one your neighbors dog ran off with the bag…or you stopped at a high school fund raiser car wash and you gave the krispy-creams to the kids…or fess up- you are weak character and slam-dunked to whole bag…here’s a bad one, you stopped at a soup kitchen and gave the little gems to the needie. Any or all of these may work but what ever the case your belt size doesn’t lie.