A NEW MONTH…… 2/8/06

A year is just too short. Have most of you noticed that each year seems shorter that the prior?
With the passing of each, the following year seems to pass quicker. Remember as a kid when you rolled that large rock down the hill? It barely moved at first then at the bottom it was going like a bat out of hell. Or thumbing through a book and the pages fly by especially at the end? At the end things just move to fast.

Einstein spent years on figuring the relativity of time and still he ran out of it in the end. After giving this problem a lot of thought I’ve come up with a solution, an expanded year. We need an additional new month to the year. Thirteen would be ideal.

As winter is way too long it would be added it to spring or summer in the Northern Hemisphere, in the Southern Hemisphere their winter would be longer. (too bad, we out number you guys.)

Think of all the benefits it would bring, there would be added business for manufacturers of lawn mowers, boats, swimwear, tanning products, ice cream cone makers, sun glass companies. It’s endless the economic impact this new summer month would have. Plus it would slow down the endless advance father time is having on all of us.

Here’s the kicker, I get to name the month… how about WOBBINEMBER….?